Once Upon A Time In The Empire
Proprietor of Crazy Hassan's
A man of Arabyan descent (probably), Hassan has wild eyes, a rough looking beard and a turban perched atop his head precariously.
No one knows much about the man called Hassan, but according to him:
“I have a brother in Araby! He sell many camels! He is a crazy man. And should be committed. I have another brother in Kislev. He does not sell many camels. He is also crazy. And should be committed. I am also a camel trader. I have been committed. Committed to good value products at lower than low prices! And thats crazy!”
“I am a financial-services professional who manages the camel portfolio of a number of clients by purchasing and selling securities based on the individual financial objectives of my clients. Those objectives are usually, get more camels. This I do through long-range correspondence. So I have muchos time for my other passion. Retail goods trading at crazy prices!”
“I sell many things other than camels. I have very special potion for you! Potion made special for my 100th customer of the month! It put hair on your chest! Or remove chest hair. Not important. Drink!”